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Strawberries and Gingham


This is the newest apron I am selling. Out of stock! (Click photo to enlarge.) I am not making any guarantees, but when I wear this apron, my hair is curlier, my teeth are whiter, and there is a noticeable sing-song quality to my voice. In fact, when I speak, I can hear the faint sound of birds chirping and leaves rustling.* I'm just saying... you should buy one! See my sidebar for details.

*Results may vary.