When I pulled up to pick up the three oldest kids from work, my 8 year old bounded into the van and immediately let out an extremely loud belch. I gasped and she said, “Excuse me, Mommy, but Daddy let me drink a WHOLE CUP OF COFFEE! I LOVE COFFEE, MOMMY! IT MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY AND HOPPY AND HAPPILY HOPPY! AND…LOOK AT THOSE FLOWERS! AREN’T THEY BEAUTIFUL, MOMMY?