What follows is an actual reenactment of a real conversation that took place in Smockityville.
4yr. old: MOMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!! Bubba is stealing my french fries!
Bubba: Well, I noticed that she had more than I did, so I established a french fry tax. (steal, steal, chomp, chomp)
Mommy: Does she like it?
Mommy: That is taxation without representation. It’s not fair.
Bubba: But it’s fair to me. (steal, steal, chomp, chomp)
At which point the Queen Mother established a REredistribution of french fries.