I was just clicking through my stats when I sat, staring, stunned at what I saw.
Me: “Y’all are NOT going to believe this, but I have been nominated for a Homeschool Blog Award!”
Them: (smack, slurp) “What does that mean?”
Me: “I might get A HOMESCHOOL BLOG AWARD!!!”
Them: “Will you win a Wii?”
Me: “Well… no I don’t think so…”
Them: “Will you be the president?”
Them: “…oh…” (more with the smacking and slurping)
I am nominated in the Best Cyber Buddy Blog category (number 17), and I know this next part will strike you as astonishing, but I am tied for, get ready for it, brace yourself, DEAD LAST!
Since I KNOW I can’t count on those cake consuming vultures to vote for me [directing Stink Eye at the family] will y’all please go directly over there and rock the vote for Smockity? Come on, now. Your my posse. My peeps. We are tight.
The Best Cyber Buddy Blog is described as, “A blogger that you haven’t met, but you think you would enjoy meeting and hanging out with. She/he is a person that you would love to co-op with or live next door to…”
So, go ahead and ignore that nagging feeling that if you really did live next door to me you would be all, “Dude. I wish they would keep it down over there. Those Smockitys are all kinds of loud.”
Remember, if you don’t vote you can’t complain.
(I have no idea what that means, but I read it somewhere recently.)