Comments on: How Not to Dress for a Wedding Three Weeks Post Partum

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 03:27:39 +0000

I am 4 foot 11 inches. . .I know exactly how you feel. . .and they do not make clothes for us do they? I have huge boobs (38K) and a fairly small waist and big hips. I have been losing weight and now am wearing a 38J bra, but really need a 36K…..have you ever seen a 36K????? LOL I am going to take darts in the 36K’s.
I keep telling my husband that I am going to get my boobs made smaller. He says a DD would be OK. I keep telling him that if I do it. . .I will make them a B or C at the largest. . .you should have seen his eyes the first time I said that. Priceless.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:02:51 +0000

I laughed so hard I was almost in tears, thank you for sharing. I totally see your logic it made perfect sense. Why try it on before, you were still loosing baby weight and nursing so the pounds would have been coming off.

By: Kim

Kim — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:56:35 +0000

"Dress safely"

Bwahahahaha! I think I just found my new favorite phrase!

(and I'm 2.5 years post partum and still haven't lost it all!)

By: Raising Arrows

Raising Arrows — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:11:03 +0000

Oh my! I think I own the exact same "foundation garment"! I hate the thing, but w/ the huge muscle split I have after 6 kiddos…well, let's just say I NEED it.

Great story!
Amy

By: The Happy Housewife

The Happy Housewife — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:58:06 +0000

I am laughing so hard! The funniest thing is that I bought one of those foundation garments for BlogHer. Unlike you, I decided to try it on before I went (with the tags attached, just in case). My big mistake was trying it on in my bedroom, with my husband looking on. After about 15 minutes of me heaving myself around trying to squeeze my thighs into the rubber band lined spandex torture device he looked over at me and said… "Is this your new form of birth control?"
I about died. I would have loved to run away but I couldn't and decided that these were not for me! After taking another 15 minutes to remove the device I put it back in the bag where it still sits waiting to be returned…
Toni

By: Mirage

*Mirage* — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:32:39 +0000

Oh my! ROFLMBO!!!! I so need a picture though.

By: HaleyP

HaleyP — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:37:13 +0000

This made me giggle and giggle as I recall I have done the same thing after having a baby! I love how you wrote this…exactly as we all feel in those moments!

By: TammyIsBlessed

TammyIsBlessed — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:32:37 +0000

Pictures would definitely complete this post! Thanks for giving me a laugh

By: mamazee

mamazee — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:07:30 +0000

so… did it work? did you look beautiful? this made me want a "foundation garment" – just to see, if after seven children, i too could have a firm, smooth midsection LOL! soooo tempted, and even your hilarious story didn't sway me… But we only have a walmart and a mark's work wearhouse in town so no foundation undergarments to be bought for love nor money… sigh…

By: Kara

Kara — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:32:49 +0000

Ohh, I'm laughing so hard. I remember being determined to slip on my pre-pregnancy jeans soon after my first was born. I seriously thought I was going to have to call Scott home from work to get them off!!