As my act of service to the world at large, I try to use this blog for good and not evil. It is just my little way of giving back.
That is why I come to you today with a warning.
Never go shopping when you are jacked up on two Benadryl and a Zyrtec.
No matter how bad your allergies are, do not drive to the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist what more you can take on top of what you already have taken, because he will advise you that you really shouldn’t have taken what is already in your system and besides, you shouldn’t be driving around in that state.
If you do find yourself in that situation, DO NOT, under any circumstances, buy a decorative item for your home, because if you do, when you come to your senses, you may very well find yourself with one of these:
Then, your smarty pants 14 year old daughter will point out that you just spent good money on a ceramic example of improper punctuation.
That’s when you will notice that there is nary a period to be found in the whole run on sentence, not to mention the incorrect use of an apostrophe in “it’s.” Sure, you can try to convince everyone that you bought it as an example of what not to do, but they will not believe you and that ceramic wall hanging will mock you each time you see it.
Just say no to shopping while over medicated.