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Girls Night Out Pictures

We had a marvelous time during our “Girls Night Out“, but before I show you the pictures, you must promise me that you will not covet.

That is, you will not covet the quality of my point and shoot camera nor the stunning beauty of my phalanges.

Promise? Okay, then. Here are the photos.

This blurry beauty documents our departure. You can’t tell from this photo, but I am bucking the post Labor Day fashion rules and wearing my white jeans here. You’ll just have to trust that my legs appear long and lean and the crisply starched jeans never looked whiter.

Our first stop was the mall in the big city, which was the location of the candy shop. While we were roaming around, a man in one of those little stands in the center stopped me to offer me some colorful little rectangular bits of things on a silver plate.

Naturally, I took one politely and routed it straight toward my mouth. Fortunately, he yelled out, “NO! IT’S SOAP!” right before it went down the hatch, so a near intestinal upset was averted by mere seconds.

The nice young man then persuaded me to try out his product which was for nails and cuticles. Since I had just nearly eaten his free soap sample, I figured the least I could do was listen to his sales pitch.

As he buffed and lotioned and polished, he chatted and asked about my family. When I told him I had seven children, his jaw dropped and he exclaimed that I didn’t look a day over 45.

Which is nice since I’m only FORTY-THREE!

Anyway, when he was all done, he unveiled my new nail.


I know! Now, please, this is where I really need you not to covet my fingernails.

Can you tell which one he worked on? It is the third one. Ring man. See how it looks exactly like the others? Exactly as it looked when I walked into the mall? Like I don’t have time to care for them because of the excessive hiney wiping and vegetable chopping and cursive teaching?

Yeah.

That’s why I didn’t spend the low, low price of $59.95 for the nail kit.

Well, that and the whole I don’t have time to care for my nails scenario from above.

Moving on, we left the mall and made our way to the restaurant. About the time we pulled into the parking lot the sky let loose with a gulley washer that lasted a full 20 minutes.


Which would explain why we are both soaking wet here.

We didn’t let the dampness of our hairdos dampen our spirits, though. We both ordered a delicious dinner and enjoyed being able to eat it without wiping up any spilled milk or warning anyone not to lean back in their chair. I didn’t even have to cut up MaddieLynn’s dinner or wipe her face!

Next was MaddieLynn’s favorite part. We made our way to a large pet store where I got to hear about the breeding and eating habits of approximately 29,000 types of fish. That girl has done some research!


Here she is with her latest interest, a Russian tortoise. That is a $100 reptile in her hands, in case you didn’t recognize it. She knows everything there is to know about these critters and hopes to raise some one day.

I had a wonderful time with my daughter and friend and can’t wait to do it again!

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*Post script: I spent a ridiculous amount of time arranging these photos in chronological order before I realized that none of you would be any the wiser if they weren’t in the correct order. Just like in those meerkat shows on the nature channel where you have to wonder if they just took thousands of hours of random footage of the little rascals and then wove together a complicated story of life and death? But you, dear readers, can rest assured in the knowledge that Smockity has documented the real time adventures of Girl and Mom.

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  1. Looks like you ladies had a nice evening! And I'm SO glad you didn't eat the soap. I've started doing the one child a month thing and it's been something that everyone looks forward to. I take one of my six kids out for lunch each month and the only rule I have in place is – NO McDonalds! It must be a "real" resturant, lol.

  2. Lol! I do that too – arrnage things in chronological order even though no one would be any the wiser if they were random! We can't help being perfectionists right (err…). Looks like a lovely evening out, I can't believe you diudn't buy the nail kit… it was such a bargain..! :p

  3. Weird Unsocialized Mom says:

    Oh, my goodness, you crack me up sometimes! I'm so glad that intestinal upset was averted. It did make me LOL, though.

    Looks like y'all had a wonderful time. I need to get out for some alone time with my oldest.

  4. loved this post! the after rain pic was funny. i mean you did NOT LOOK funny, it was funny how you worded it… and then the pic. i wasn't expecting it and it really was funny! you know when people, including myself, write the letters "lol"? well i actually threw my head back and lol'd… so i guess that would be tmhbalol. thanks, you cracked me up!

  5. I don't know… if you didn't eat soap or wipe anybody's face was it REALLY a night out?

    In all seriousness, Maddielynn is so smart and lovely and I'm sure the two of you had a great time! (And thanks for making sure we got the authentic report, in chronological order!) :)

  6. Ok – I'm cracking up because I have the nail kit (only I paid $30). Actually, I love it :). Looks like you had fun. Turtles that cost $100????

  7. Smockity Frocks says:

    Thanks, everyone!

    Lene, I KNOW! Who would pay that much when you can catch 'em down by the creek? Oh, wait… MaddieLynn just reminded me that they are RUSSIAN, which means they blah, blah, blah. (Translation: They cost a bundle.)

  8. Amy Green (Simply Sugar & Gluten-Free) says:

    I had to laugh about your nails – I don't have kids but I am always cooking something or cleaning up after the dogs. Don't have time for my nails either. Or maybe I don't make time.

    I think it's fabulous that you make special time for your kids. :)

  9. What a fun night!!! Maddie will remember that for a long time! And good dinner choice…haven't been there in awhile!

  10. Lol! Great post! Looks like so much fun!

  11. What a fun story!
    Loved the Nail filing part, especially!
    Found your blog through Frugal Friend (I think).
    We have 5 kids, live in Detroit, homeschool, church plant & LOVE JESUS MOST OF all! (and I'm not a day older than 41.. well, actually I'm a few DAYS older than that…)

  12. so…did you daughter ever end up raising a russian tortoise? Our daughter has one and has completely lost interest in it. We have to remind her to clean and feed the poor thing. With a baby on the way, I’m interested in finding it a home where someone will love it! hhhmmmm

    • Smockity Frocks says:

      @kristie, She got a box turtle someone listed on Freecycle, but she is interested in your tortoise! Will you email me your location and we can discuss?

  13. not sure where you are located, but we are in northern VA :) However, my husband purchase the tortoise and had him shipped to our house from California, so it can be done!

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