I did NOT leave the powdered coffee creamer open on the counter last week and when I heard a chair being slowly and methodically pushed across the kitchen, I did NOT ignore it so I could finish up math flash cards with the second grader.
I was NOT thinking, “The baby is up to no good in there. I just know it, but I reeeeeally need to finish this up before I survey the damage.”
I do NOT let the children jump on the trampoline in the rain and even if I did, I certainly would NOT let them do it in their church clothes.
‘Cause, yo, that’d be WACK!