- “You must be SO ORGANIZED!”
Ummmm… no. In fact, I can actually hear my husband laughing from work as he is reading this. I DO try to be organized, but I am a stacker. A piler. A “get to that later”-er. I am always trying different methods to become organized. I’ll let you know when one kicks in.
- “You must be SO PATIENT!”
Ummmm…no. I try to be patient, I strive toward it daily, but I am woefully aware of my impatience.
- “You must be Catholic.”
No. A plain ol’ Christian.
- “You must have very easy pregnancies.”
No. In fact, 2 of my pregnancies have landed me in the hospital for 30 days each time with preterm labor. With 2 other pregnancies, I have been assigned to a month each time of bed rest at home.
- “Your children must all be the easy, compliant type.”
Again with the laughing husband. Ummmm…no. We do have a few easy, compliant children, but we also have a few that are, shall we say, spirited. Spunky. Strong… headed.
- “You must be rich.”
Please, excuse me. I need to go revive my husband. He just fainted dead away as a result of his laughing fit.