Head on over there and VOTE FOR SMOCKITY! I won’t mind at all if you are voting for me as “funniest” purely on the basis of my hairstyle either, because I am crossing all my fingers and toes that I do not lose this year by 4 votes in the eleventh hour, like last year!
Make sure you read all the rules, because I WILL NOT TOLERATE VOTER FRAUD! Do you hear me?!
However, if your husband has ever passed by the computer while you were reading here and snorted, even if it was due to nasal congestion, he could cast a vote in my favor as well, because technically looking + snorting = funny, in my book.
Plus, that whole I-don’t-want-to-lose-again thing I mentioned above.
Thank you and God bless America.
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