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Seen and Heard in Smockityville

Posted By Smockity Frocks On November 29, 2011 @ 2:24 pm In Uncategorized | 4 Comments

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“Mallory asked if my mom would let me go to Colorado with her family over Christmas, but I told her it didn’t matter because I like our house too much at Christmas to go.”

“She’s a FREELING.”
“What’s a FREELING?”
“Someone who is free from doing schoolwork.”

 

 

Certain grandmotherly figure (with pride): “I just ordered all the kids’ Christmas gifts from Amazon!”
Me: “You used my Amazon link [2] so I’ll get commission, right???”
Certain grandmotherly figure: “Oh… oops.”
Me (groaning): “MOM!”

 

“I bet bald people never have to worry about getting ticks in their hair.”


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