Some of you know that my 30 year high school reunion is this weekend.
What you may not know is that I was sort of a dork in high school. Okay, I was a big dork in high school.
In fact, there is a story my children love to hear of when I wore pants with embroidered roller skates on the pocket that had actual laces that tied.
Yes, I thought they were super cool.
Yes, this was high school.
What?! It’s not weird!
Of course, all the popular kids had Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, but no self respecting dork would be seen following a trend. Am I right?
Well, a certain popular cheerleader took it upon herself to point out my dorky pants in the crowded cafeteria one day and then proceeded to make a spectacle of untying my roller skate laces in front of everyone! Oh! The humiliation!
(Come to think of it, why do you children like that story???)
Well, now that I’m going to my high school reunion, I am a leetle nervous about that whole Dork Legacy. So will you help a girl out? Tell me which of the following outfits I should wear to redeem my self and my roller skate pocket pants.
(Please ignore the chickens in the background.)
The event will be dinner at a smokehouse in downtown Dallas, so I’m thinking my old prom dress is out, although I think I could totally pull that off!
So, WHICH OUTFIT? Please, help me out and leave your comment below.
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